Crisis between Hentavia and Zazu

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A citizen of our beloved country was ripped off in Hentavia

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Dear citizens of Zazu 

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Last year, a citizen of our beloved country emigrated to Hentavia to start her own bakery. Her name is Zamira Wia and she used to work at Flower Bikes in Zazu. At first, she was really happy with her new life. That changed quickly after the bakery started running profitably, she was kicked out of the shop, replaced by a Hentavian and imprisoned. It turned out that Zamira was only asked to come to their country to start a promising bakery and they needed her help. To replace her was the plan from the beginning. They told her that she was allowed to smoke weed in the shop and create her own space cake for the shop. When she got imprisoned, it was under the pretext of having smoked pot (illegally) and illegally having baked space cakes. She felt so deceived and tried her best to escape. Unfortunately, she fell right into the arms of the harem of the grand duke.

 

Her family and friends, who were about to join her in Hentavia are worried to death and distraught. They have tried to come up with numerous solutions, but it was all in vain. With their last hope, they went to the UBN and asked them to intervene. The UBN Council decided that it was a bilateral matter and that we must negotiate with Hentavia to bring our Zamira back.  

 

Solution  

A representative of our country went to Hentavia and had a severe negotiaton with their government. After discussing and negotiating hard, they agreed to give Zamira back if we bring them two female virgins every month for a year. We agreed to that, by monthly sending two of our female virgin prisoners, who got life sentence. They got life sentence because they committed crimes that weren’t acceptable in our country such as: being in possession of a weapon and murder. The punishment should be a motivation for our Zazuyans to continue being peaceful and don’t hurt anyone in our country.